tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662203671583091505.post6416055552852079066..comments2023-11-05T05:59:33.041-05:00Comments on Sara McClung: How to Write a Query In 40 Easy Steps (Friday Funny)Sara {Rhapsody and Chaos}http://www.blogger.com/profile/09824996048264979275noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662203671583091505.post-86109498165562782372010-03-15T23:27:42.389-04:002010-03-15T23:27:42.389-04:00My Dearest Sara,
You are in imminent danger of pi...My Dearest Sara,<br /><br />You are in imminent danger of pissing off a Ninja with a Spork of Doom, a sassy gold lame thong, and the REAL Johnny Depp.<br /><br />I have 46 acres and a shovel. No one would ever find you.<br /><br />Much love,<br /><br />C.J.C.J. Redwinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18133349802945244028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662203671583091505.post-44076139551772365392010-03-14T16:33:51.286-04:002010-03-14T16:33:51.286-04:00Glad you all enjoyed this as much as I did!
Simon...Glad you all enjoyed this as much as I did!<br /><br />Simon and Iapetus999--neither of your comments surprised me, though they did make me crack up!<br /><br />CJ, I'm glad you wrote a comment about writing a comment. And the only reason you have the REAL Johnny is because I LET YOU. ;-)<br /><br />Karen, um that's an excellent question, ha. I'm hoping to query by midApril at the very latest... Not sure though. Hope your revisions are rockin' girl!Sara {Rhapsody and Chaos}https://www.blogger.com/profile/09824996048264979275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662203671583091505.post-67774204748311554592010-03-14T09:39:08.195-04:002010-03-14T09:39:08.195-04:00Love it. CJ cracks me up.
And considering my new ...Love it. CJ cracks me up. <br />And considering my new found love for gin and tonic, this seemed personally written for me. ;)<br /><br />When will you be querying Shattered? (or maybe you already are? I can't remember. Sorry, brain is overloaded.)kahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10789825860272178765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662203671583091505.post-58969351672678367432010-03-13T10:25:31.646-05:002010-03-13T10:25:31.646-05:00Will your blog let me post a comment today? Or is ...Will your blog let me post a comment today? Or is it still miffed that you got stuck with the Johnny-look-alike while the REAL Johnny and I left port for the islands and a weekend of adventure on the high seas?C.J. Redwinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18133349802945244028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662203671583091505.post-30131264574308730712010-03-13T09:37:51.420-05:002010-03-13T09:37:51.420-05:00OMG!!! This is too funny...and sadly familiar if y...OMG!!! This is too funny...and sadly familiar if you substitute "amaretto" for "gin". :)Rhondahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07228403951637387916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662203671583091505.post-66157703601613588572010-03-12T21:58:16.244-05:002010-03-12T21:58:16.244-05:00ha! I love this even the second time around. CJ...ha! I love this even the second time around. CJ's hiiiiiiiilllllarious. I could eat her up with a spork of doom. Thanks for posting this! :)<br /><br />Love "apologize to the gin"<br /><br />I do believe I have done this to my amaretto, in particular after spilling it. Such a tragic loss.Carolina M. Valdez Schneiderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11589934533051907801noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662203671583091505.post-19315005161222980632010-03-12T20:55:55.839-05:002010-03-12T20:55:55.839-05:00Love that post!
Also, three words: gin and Tang. ...Love that post!<br /><br />Also, three words: gin and Tang. It should be disgusting, but it is pretty terrific (at least, I thought it was in college).Guineverehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10058786129073896210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662203671583091505.post-11261068205343055912010-03-12T20:39:10.279-05:002010-03-12T20:39:10.279-05:00I stopped after step one (hic).
That was awesome, ...I stopped after step one (hic).<br />That was awesome, dude. You come here a lot (hic)<br />This is like my (hic) favorite blog n stuff.<br />Where the bathroom?Andrew Rosenberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09215333688753781447noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662203671583091505.post-8794728311693080772010-03-12T16:00:22.704-05:002010-03-12T16:00:22.704-05:00This list is made of win. :) Great post and thanks...This list is made of win. :) Great post and thanks for sharing it with us.sarahjayne smythehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02589820347348973092noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662203671583091505.post-64053540070896157002010-03-12T11:41:58.561-05:002010-03-12T11:41:58.561-05:00I feel like you stepped inside my mind with #16 th...I feel like you stepped inside my mind with #16 there. STOP THAT! LOL<br /><br />This was awesome!Valerie Kemphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05795714434618357955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662203671583091505.post-80789040017225789892010-03-12T11:04:14.234-05:002010-03-12T11:04:14.234-05:00This. Is. Awesome.This. Is. Awesome.ChristaCarol Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02908423468344511136noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662203671583091505.post-56255018356212538592010-03-12T10:50:39.856-05:002010-03-12T10:50:39.856-05:00I hazd a wity coment al redy to go but k=I thinmk ...I hazd a wity coment al redy to go but k=I thinmk I typpeds it up omn the sec9ndf kewyb9oard...<br /><br />*wanders off to kitchen to find more vodka*<br /><br />*realizes he's at work*<br /><br />*curses*<br /><br />*weeps a tiny bit*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662203671583091505.post-27133858132124565122010-03-12T10:48:36.267-05:002010-03-12T10:48:36.267-05:0018. Wonder what idiot put that wall in your way.
...18. Wonder what idiot put that wall in your way.<br /><br />Legendary! Wicked stuff mate!Annikahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12090601704553835849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662203671583091505.post-29192785185576766892010-03-12T10:40:51.080-05:002010-03-12T10:40:51.080-05:00Oh yes, I don't have to tell you, but I do wan...Oh yes, I don't have to tell you, but I do want to know where you find all of these funnies! Hilarious!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08616276555920544920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662203671583091505.post-24062623478688481042010-03-12T10:33:46.893-05:002010-03-12T10:33:46.893-05:00Sara, YOU friggin' rock it! Thanks for totall...Sara, YOU friggin' rock it! Thanks for totally making my Friday. :-)Shannon O'Donnellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17299313309059235876noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8662203671583091505.post-50780178480401121852010-03-12T09:08:15.056-05:002010-03-12T09:08:15.056-05:00#28 is my favorite- this was great.#28 is my favorite- this was great.Kelly Lymanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14773120663217816189noreply@blogger.com