So first my evil kettehs are all like: Um, no, we're gonna stare at you and make you too distracted by our cuteness to get any writing done.
Then Lilah's like: Yeah, this is boring and you're not even really writing anyway.
Then Piper's like: Just 'cuz Lilah left, don't even think I'm getting down.
And then just for emphasis: YEAH BEYOTCH.
Then I kick Piper off and she's like: I'm going to SUFFOCATE myself in these bags, look what you've done!
And just as I make it back to my desk, Piper's like: BOOLAKASHAH. BAM! No writing for you.
And Lilah jumps back on the bandwagon and is all like: I'm going to hypnotize you with my scary demon eyes.
And then she's like: SCARY DEMON EYES. You. May. Not. Write.
And then she's all like: Heh. You're not writing, you're looking at PerezHilton. Oooooo. What'd crazysauce Tom Cruise do THIS time?
*I swear I did NOT pose my cats
*No cats were harmed in the making of this blog
*Piper did not, in fact, suffocate herself. Instead she beat me back to my chair, which I believe is evident by the pictures, but hey... you never know.
*I do realize Tom Cruise crazy jokes are so last season, or maybe even the season before that, but still...