(Don't forget: today's the last day to enter my Writer's Giveaway.)
You've had a long week. You deserve to laugh.
You've had a long week. You deserve to laugh.
It's time for the Babbling Flow's Friday Funny!!
My sister sent this forward a few weeks ago, and I wanted to share it with you guys :) I've highlighted my favorites...
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. MapQuest really needs to start their directions with #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my
14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22. Sometimes I'll look down at my
23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
24. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Have a fabulous weekend!
Thanks for stopping by!
♡Sara
Good stuff! Oh, and a belated but Happy Turkey Day, you.
ReplyDeleteRe: #24... Getting hit in the head hurts far less than getting.... Uh, I don't really need to finish that, do I?
ReplyDeleteAlso, I know how to fold fitted sheets. No, I'm not telling. >:)
Happy belated 4th of July!
lol I don't think fitted sheets are supposed to be folded. At least that's my excuse. I just kind of roll it up into a large ball. How cares if the fitted sheets are wrinkled? No one sees 'em!
ReplyDeleteBloody brilliant post!
ReplyDeleteHaven't laughed so much in ages :)
This is the most feaking awesome post, ever. I have to keep a copy for those really sucky days when things have no potential of going right.
ReplyDeleteI relate to many of these. :)
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahaha. So many of those are true in my life :-P
ReplyDeleteI totally agree with nr. 2.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I got your delivery today and it's soooo pretty. I can't stop looking at it. I loved your business card. Where did you get it made?
Heeheehee! In total agreement about hitting the snooze button! Delighted to have discovered your blog.
ReplyDeleteI totally agree on most of those, especially the ones about the snooze button and blu ray DVD's.
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